Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Greeley's Nightmare.

Greeley crawled into our bed in the middle of the night. This morning I asked her why.

Me: Did you have a nightmare or something?

G: Yeah, I had a nightmare.

M: Oh? What was your nightmare about?

G: Pirates.

M: Pirates? Wow. Were they vegetables like your veggie-tales movie?

G: (With annoyed look) No, they weren't vegetables. It was one. One pirate. It was a person.

M: Oh. Was the pirate being nice?

G: No. He was being mean.

M: What was he doing?

G: He kept turning off the TV while we were trying to watch it.

Oh! The horrors of pirates!

9 comments:

Monique said...

Oh, those pesky pirates!
Thanks for sharing the morning laugh.

Wombat Central said...

Argh, me matey. I needs to find such a pirate for hire to shut off the TV in my house!

speedymac77 said...

LOL - that made me smile!!

sheila said...

frickin tv hating pirates!

:o)

Brigitte said...

That mean one surely was NOT a Pontoon Pirate...

lisa said...

i don't call that a nightmare - that's a sweet dream! having a swashbucking pirate come and turn off the tv! greeley's just misinterpreting her dream!

Patioboater said...

Brigitte is correct. I don't recall seeing any evidence whatsoever that a pontoon pirate would turn the TV *off*.

lis said...

actually, i didn't even see the commercials, i was promised a rebate for the full price so my cheap was showing! but i didn't get one :o( i think the cashier was probably too bugged out by my purchases to think about it LOL

michael in dc said...

She told me about a dream she had when I was up there but I don't remember much about it, except that it involved monsters. I think she said she was in a car that was powered by monsters but I could be mistaken.