Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Greeley's Nightmare.

Greeley crawled into our bed in the middle of the night. This morning I asked her why.

Me: Did you have a nightmare or something?

G: Yeah, I had a nightmare.

M: Oh? What was your nightmare about?

G: Pirates.

M: Pirates? Wow. Were they vegetables like your veggie-tales movie?

G: (With annoyed look) No, they weren't vegetables. It was one. One pirate. It was a person.

M: Oh. Was the pirate being nice?

G: No. He was being mean.

M: What was he doing?

G: He kept turning off the TV while we were trying to watch it.

Oh! The horrors of pirates!


Monique said...

Oh, those pesky pirates!
Thanks for sharing the morning laugh.

Wombat Central said...

Argh, me matey. I needs to find such a pirate for hire to shut off the TV in my house!

speedymac77 said...

LOL - that made me smile!!

sheila said...

frickin tv hating pirates!


Brigitte said...

That mean one surely was NOT a Pontoon Pirate...

lisa said...

i don't call that a nightmare - that's a sweet dream! having a swashbucking pirate come and turn off the tv! greeley's just misinterpreting her dream!

Patioboater said...

Brigitte is correct. I don't recall seeing any evidence whatsoever that a pontoon pirate would turn the TV *off*.

lis said...

actually, i didn't even see the commercials, i was promised a rebate for the full price so my cheap was showing! but i didn't get one :o( i think the cashier was probably too bugged out by my purchases to think about it LOL

michael in dc said...

She told me about a dream she had when I was up there but I don't remember much about it, except that it involved monsters. I think she said she was in a car that was powered by monsters but I could be mistaken.