In no particular order, I offer some reasons why living in the Gettysburg House is better than living in the Mountain House...
1- I no longer drive 4 miles a day to get my son to and from the school bus stop
2- I haven't pulled a tick off any of my children in monthes
3- It's January, and I haven't had to put chains on my car to get home AT ALL this winter
4- It's no longer a twenty-minute one way drive to a gallon of milk
5- I have finally stopped looking for Copperhead Snakes in the kitchen