Well, it would be a well thought out post if I had the time for such things. But the reality is that now that my Time Share Dog has gone home, I'm too busy cleaning up spilled milk.
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Poetic and theoretical "crying over spilled milk" spilled milk? Or real, actual spilled milk? Either way - good luck with it!
That would be actual milk. Cady was really, really good at cleaning the milk off a chair and the carpet. Last week, she sucked up half a gallon from the kitchen floor...and her stomach wasn't upset at all. Hmmmm...I'm not exactly sure why my children spill so much milk.
Sounds like you need to buy pints instead of gallons. Yea, not as cost effective but since milk is US made it would probably employ more folks. And it would become trendy to drink pints of milk. Then you would have less messes and be the trend setter in all of PA!
Don't think I don't see you working. The canine vacuum cleaner is gone, and then suddenly on every picture Katie the Beagle to be found anywhere on the Internet you're posting about how "scared" of my beard Katie looks.
Coincidental timing? I think not. I rather suspected your next comments would be something along the lines of how much milk is going unlapped for lack of a canine wet-vac. And here's the proof.
Even from 600 miles away I can see you working, you dognapper. We will definitely be examining your luggage closely before you depart when you come to visit, just to make sure there aren't any small beagles tucked away in there.
"In defense of my argument that Katie the Beagle looks scared as hell, I offer up:"
What's really funny is that she had exactly the same look this evening when Monique picked her up to offer her some seared yellowfin tuna steak.
Katie the Beagle is a *big* believer in the theory that dogs should either have all four feet on the floor or they should be laying on their back asking somebody to rub their belly.
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Janet Evanovich's Plum Spooky
Kurt Vonnegut's The Sirens of Titan
Rick Riordan's The Battle of the Labyrinth
Rick Riordan's The Titan's Curse
Rick Riordan's The Sea of Monsters
Rick Riordan's The Lightning Thief
The 2009 Currently Reading List...
Sigh. I stopped writing them down, but there were a bunch of VI Warshawky's in addition to oodles more Jane Haaddams and all sorts of things I didn't write fown. Double drat. 2010 is a new year.
Qiu Xiaolong's the Mao Case
Jane Haddam's Hardscrabble Road
Jane Haddam's Cheating at Solitaire
Erich Segal's Love Story
Rick Bragg's The Prince of Frogtown
Rick Bragg's All Over But the Shoutin'
Leslie Chang's Factory Girls: From Village to City in a Changing China
Janet Evanovich's Twelve Sharp (Again.)
Richard Adams' Watership Down (Again.)
Jean M. Auel's The Clan of the Cave Bear (Again.)
Johanna Lindsey's Secret Fire (I said Don't Judge Me.)
Jude Devereaux's The Enchanted Land (Don't Judge Me.)
Richard Russo's Empire Falls
Stephanie Kallos' Broken for You
Alexander McCall Smith's The Miracle at Speedy Motors
Jeannette Walls' The Glass Castle
Qiu Xiaolong's Red Mandarin Dress
Vicki Myron's Dewey: The Small Town Library Cat Who Touched the World
Jane Haddam's Fountain of Death
Diane Mott Davidson's Chopping Spree
Sharyn McCrumb's The Ballad of Frankie Silver
Joyce Carol Oates' My Sister, My Love
Ken Follett's The Third Twin
Ken Follett's Jackdaws
Martha Grimes' The Dirty Duck
Billie Letts' Shoot the Moon
Julia Spencer-Fleming's I Shall Not Want
Julia Spencer-Fleming's All Mortal Flesh
Julia Spencer-Fleming's Out of the Deep I Cry
Stephanie Meyer's Breaking Dawn
Julia Spencer-Fleming's A Fountain Filled with Blood
Julia Spencer-Fleming's In the Bleak Midwinter
Agatha Christie's Postern of Fate (I gave up after half of the book. I just didn't care.)
Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse (Um, Truthfully I read it twice...)
Katie MacAlister's Zen and the Art of Vampires
JA Jance's A More Perfect Union
James Morrow's This is the Way the World Ends
2008: A Good Year for Reading. And Read I did.
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Turned On and Off
Janet Evanovich's Seven Up
Stephanie Meyer's New Moon
Stephanie Meyer's Twilight
James Patterson's Honeymoon
Nathaniel Hawthorne's the Scarlet Letter
Kimberla Lawson Roby's Casting the First Stone
Joshua Piven's As Luck Would Have It
Michael D. Kelleher & CL Kelleher's Murder Most Rare: The Female Serial Killer
James Morrow's The Last Witchfinder
Christopher Moore's Coyote Blue
Chris Rogers' Bitch Factor
Khaled Hosseini's The Kite Runner
Sharyn McCrumb's Missing Susan
Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina
Philip Pullman's The Golden Compass
Laurie Notaro's Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Laurie Notaro's The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
Nathan McCall's Them
Martha Grimes' Dust
Martha Grimes' The Stargazey
Marie Phillips' Gods Behaving Badly
Janet Evanovich's Three to Get Deadly
Janet Evanovich's Ten Big Oes
James Morrow's The Philosopher's Apprentice
Clive Cussler's Treasure
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Went Underground
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Sniffed Glue
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Robbed a Bank
Martha Grimes' The Winds of Change
Gregory Maguire's Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
Clive Cussler's Black Wind
Clive Cussler's Cyclops
Qiu Xiaolong's A Case of Two Cities
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Went into the Closet
Clive Cussler's Fire Ice
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Tailed a Thief
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Saw Stars
Clive Cussler's Blue Gold
Clive Cussler's Trojan Odyssey
Clive Cussler's Inca Gold
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Smelled A Rat
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Talked Turkey
James Patterson's Four Blind Mice
Barbara Kingsolver's Animal Dreams
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Went Bananas
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Read Backwards
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Read Shakespeare
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Had 60 Whiskers
Carl Hiaasen's Lucky You
Tom Clancy's Op-Center: Sea of Fire
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Blew The Whistle
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Dropped A Bombshell
Ken Follet's The Key to Rebecca
Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan Triumphant
Ken Follet's Whiteout
Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan at the Earth's Core
Edgar Rice Burroughs' The Son of Tarzan
Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan of the Apes
JA Jance's Hand of Evil
Mark Coggins' Vulture Capital: August Riordan Series
Mark Coggins' Immortal Game: August Riordan Series
Dan Zevin's The Day I Turned Uncool: Confessions of a Reluctant Grownup
Sara Gruen's Water for Elephants
Janet Evanovich's Motor Mouth
Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat who Brought Down the House
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Said Cheese
Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Came to Breakfast
8 comments:
Poetic and theoretical "crying over spilled milk" spilled milk? Or real, actual spilled milk? Either way - good luck with it!
That would be actual milk. Cady was really, really good at cleaning the milk off a chair and the carpet. Last week, she sucked up half a gallon from the kitchen floor...and her stomach wasn't upset at all. Hmmmm...I'm not exactly sure why my children spill so much milk.
Sounds like you need to buy pints instead of gallons. Yea, not as cost effective but since milk is US made it would probably employ more folks. And it would become trendy to drink pints of milk. Then you would have less messes and be the trend setter in all of PA!
Don't think I don't see you working. The canine vacuum cleaner is gone, and then suddenly on every picture Katie the Beagle to be found anywhere on the Internet you're posting about how "scared" of my beard Katie looks.
Coincidental timing? I think not. I rather suspected your next comments would be something along the lines of how much milk is going unlapped for lack of a canine wet-vac. And here's the proof.
Even from 600 miles away I can see you working, you dognapper. We will definitely be examining your luggage closely before you depart when you come to visit, just to make sure there aren't any small beagles tucked away in there.
In defense of my argument that Katie the Beagle looks scared as hell, I offer up:
http://patioboat.blogspot.com/2009/03/furry-friends.html
Ahhhh, how sad that the dog had to go home. He's a cute pooch!
Where be the Gee Mom? No post since Tuesday? I need a fix! BAD! Just one more post and then I swear I'll quit cold turkey. I promise!!!
"In defense of my argument that Katie the Beagle looks scared as hell, I offer up:"
What's really funny is that she had exactly the same look this evening when Monique picked her up to offer her some seared yellowfin tuna steak.
Katie the Beagle is a *big* believer in the theory that dogs should either have all four feet on the floor or they should be laying on their back asking somebody to rub their belly.
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