Scorpio

One of the ways that Mommy likes to amuse herself is by reading Emerson's horoscope and seeing it in light of his personality and...er..."lifestyle."

This is Uncle Michael. It turns out DirecTV has a horoscope feature, so I looked up today's and this is what is says for Scorpio:

"For you, it's not enough to merely show up and do what you're supposed to do. You will dedicate yourself to taking things to the next level. You'll inspire others to do the same."

You see? In this case, one can only shudder while worrying what exactly it means that Emmy would "inspire others to do the same."