A friend recently brought her strawberry plants to Uncle Michael's house. He texted to say it was too bad we didn't live closer because he knew how much the girls loved strawberries.
Susan replied: Atlee would eat them and then pet the plants to death. It's probably good we're not closer.
Uncle Michael said: "Doesn't she know you're supposed to pet the animals and water the plants? She's not going to be a very good farmer if that's the case."
Susan: Details, details.